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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

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Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

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They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

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Then came..

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

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No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good