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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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